Hi, I’m trying to submit another resolution ticket.
Please describe the issue.
Ghost Mode is still enabled. Mixed signals are back. I also may have invited something… paranormal.
Ah. Classic. Did you check the “invite evil spirits” box again?
It was pre-checked. I panicked.
Understandable.
So... how do I fix it?
Have you tried lighting a candle? Maybe a séance?
Do I need a whole altar setup or just vibes? Also—snacks are disappearing again.
Is that related?
Is that related?
Snack Interference: 99.9%
Possession risk: pending evaluation.
Possession risk: pending evaluation.
No. I want a refund for my emotional investment.
We don’t process spiritual reimbursements.
Fine. Logging off.
*But I’m lighting a second candle.* 🔥
*But I’m lighting a second candle.* 🔥